January 10, 2020

A Tooth in My Popsicle (2)

By David Haldane Jan. 9, 2020   We had just started eating desert at our favorite restaurant, when I bit into something hard. “Wow,” I exclaimed […]
December 20, 2019

Tortured Pigs

By David Haldane Dec. 19, 2019   I’ll never forget the first time I heard it. Ivy and I had just met, and she’d taken me […]
April 13, 2019

My Life As An Ichthyophobic

By David Haldane April 11, 2019 It all started with a fish. I must have been about seven when my mother laid one on my plate […]
February 18, 2019

Ants, Rats, Lizards and Spiders

By David Haldane Feb. 18, 2019 For the longest time, I thought it was me. I’d be lying in bed, just dropping off the sleep, when […]
January 29, 2019

Home

By David Haldane Aug. 2, 2018   The thing that finally got to me was the abundance of tears. Some belonged to friends plainly sad to […]
December 27, 2018

A Tooth In My Popsicle

By David Haldane Dec. 27, 2018   We had just started eating dessert at our favorite restaurant when I bit into something hard. “Wow,” I exclaimed […]
October 18, 2018

Amoeba

By David Haldane Oct. 18, 2018 I don’t know what it is about me and salads. Two weeks ago, I had one named after me, David […]
October 4, 2018

David Salad

By David Haldane Oct. 4, 2018 As some are won’t do, I have at times entertained fantasies of fame. What I never imagined, though, was achieving […]